终结孤单 by 五月天
I had a bizarre dream Sunday morning. I was at Suntec/dunno where, some posh Suntec like building, attending dunno wat. I wanted to go to the ladies, so I walked past another function (Suntec dun have tis place so the dunno where comes in). Super high ceiling, huge place, almost like Indoor Stadium. A wedding it seems, but it looks like a funeral too. The white drapes especially. I looked in while walking past on my way to the toilet. I saw... THE COUPLE & BRIDESGROOM/MAID HAD THE SIMPSONS HAIR!! Those kinda Afro-like stuff. I almost burst out laffing and had to stifle my giggles bcos their guests were oozing outta entrance. Its dat many ppl.
I reached the toilet, scene switched. Now I was IN THE WEDDING. With performers now. Uncannily located behind me, dunno y. Up comes tis Yanzi fella (compere say), with an accompaniment, singing 超快感, getai style. I took out my phone and tries to take pic. Zoom in, eeyer how come the eyes pak jiao one. Then the song was totally out of pitch, torturing to the ears. The pak jiao fella saw me with my hp cam, she came closer, like those celebrities who likes to play with the camera man by stuffing their face into the camera lens. Made me wanna puke man. (Mus be the overexposure of superstar effect) Then she ask, "u taking photo of me?" Me being totally disgusted,"NO, I taking the ceiling drapes. U sing until like dat u think I wanna waste my memory meh? Take ceiling drapes oso nicer than take u lah. I wanna go off liao, I think a lot of ppl oso lun-ing diah." With dat, I started packing my bag. Couple of ppl went outta door. The couple soon became hundreds. The pak jiao fella 下不了台 n gotta continue singing the out-of-pitch song. The hall was left with less than half when I grabbed my bag and walked outta hall. My fren who was sitting beside me, was waiting for me outside.
Scene 3, we followed the crowd, to dunno where. The crowd thins out, we're walking past a void deck. Soon we reached a dark alley and another small-sized guy fren (I absolutely dunno who tis fella is, all i noe is he's our fren). We continued walking and was surrounded by a bunch of ah bengs n ah lians. One of the ah bengs grabbed my hand, "Can I have ur hp?" Me act blur. (I was half awake at tis time.) He starts to try to punch me. Dunno from which comic I read dat we're in control of our dreams. So I became a martial arts black belt. Kick. Punch. Hurricane Kick. Single-handedly took on 10++ thugs. I found no pt to carry on tis dream and woke up. Neck tired oso. It was 12 noon.
Bizarre rite. Crazy dream. I seldom dream, or dat I can rem. But the Simpson hairstyle is really too... 夸张! It made me rem even thou its already 2 days since the dream.
I went back JSS on sat. With Meow Meow. Its been, 7 yrs since we grad. How very long dat is. Teachers r still the same, crapped with 死鬼 (Hokkien pronounciation) Ms Chan and MONKEY-NAPPED her long limbs monkey. DAMN CUTE OK. Meow Meow monkey-napped it from me and hung it ard herself like a parachute bag. Shld have taken a pic of it. 禽兽 is still 禽兽. Looks so young still even thou she's.. erm.. 36? Still waiting for a chance to carry her baby. Ms Tng already had 2 liao! Tok to 禽兽 really gotta crank up my brain juices to max productivity, if not will tio suan until dunno where to hide.
Was there for abt an hr, b4 the bunch of us, 死鬼, 禽兽, 2 more students and a young-look-more-like-student-than-teacher teacher proceeded to lunch. Went to the multi-storey hawker centre in 禽兽's "儿子". A white Toyota Corolla. VERY NICE~ The white color lah. Went up the spiral route to the carpark dat made 禽兽 curse and swear. DAMN funny.
JSS teachers r fabulous & cool. At least those I met n kept in contact with. They dun really have the stern face, at least not in class. And they're really humans too. They curse, they swear, they crap, they criticize on everything, they suan ppl until they've no space to retaliate. Woah~ U nvr realise they're teachers when we're in a bunch since they're in like.. berms and tees. VERY lok kok. They dun care, they say no one see on sat oso.
Met up with the poly folks after drums. Pasta dinner - Coffee Connection chill out session (where i stuck my foot into the space btwn the railing and the glass panel and had to dislodge it by taking out my shoe). They went on for a late-nite show (11+) which was when I really bueh tahan wanna zone off liao. Seriously not into movies. I rather have ktv!~ kekkekeke..
Half day today, going salon.
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